Demands

As I went to St. Paul’s for a little light tent theft, I couldn’t but help hear some protest chanting:

Chearleader: What do we want?

Sheep: ….general bleating noises amidst some mumbled confusion…

Ch: When do we want it?

Sh: …NOW?

Ch: What do we want?

Sh: ….general bleating noises amidst some mumbled confusion…

Ch: When do we want it?

Sh: We already said?

(Repeat until)

The demands of the Tent City Geniuses are quite complex. Having listened to their various demands, I have decided to provide a simplified guide.

1 ….er…?

2 Um…sort of….?

3 Well, more…..erm?

4 …………….?

5 ??????????

So, that’s all cleared up then, isn’t it?

Fergusthepoet now owns seven tents.