I Remember Johnny*

I remember Kooky Milksop,

As if ‘twere yesterday,

Kooky Kooky Milksop,

Son of Mr Grey.

He use-a be so starry-spangle,

Flying through the air,

On elevated table-tops,

Without him’s teddy bear.

Oh, I remember Doris Hatstand,

Just like last night’s moon,

Doris Doris Hatstand,

Son of Mr Spoon.

A-waiting on a busy road,

To play a game of chance,

He made us all so laughing at

His “Run Me Over” dance.

And thus we all a-fare-thee-well,

From here to nowhere fast,

Bloody Rumplestiltskin,

Son of Mr Last.

*Lemnon