Dear Father Christmas,
In keeping with An Age of Austerity (and Because I Am Lazy)
this is a shorter list than usual, but nevertheless, please could you include
the following in my stocking:
glamorous atheists calendar (2008);
a new conspiracy theory;
DIY arsonist kit;
an apocalypse;
a certain sense of smug self-satisfaction;
John Lennon.
If it’s not too much to ask.
Regards,
F
ps You do not exist and neither do I.
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