Tuesday 22 April 2014

Dogs Smarter than Cats

Neighbour says,
‘Cats smarter than dogs.’
I raise eyebrow.
Neighbour places
bowl cat food/bowl dog food
on one side garden gate.
Cat jumps over gate,
eats food.
Dog whines.
Neighbour says,
‘Cats smarter than dogs.’
I raise both eyebrows,
shrug.
Whatever.

I say,
‘Dogs smarter than cats.’
Neighbour laughs.
I place
bowl cat food/bowl dog food
on one side garden gate.
Cat jumps over gate,
lands
on land mine.
Explodes.
Dog stares at sign on gate:
Do not enter – minefield.
‘Cats can jump,’
I say,
‘but dogs can read.’

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