Saturday 13 December 2014

Instructions for Life

Sing like you’re John Redwood at the Welsh Conservative Party 
   Conference in 1993.
Love like you’re an awkward teenage boy too shy and inexperienced 
   to ask anyone out.
Laugh like you're retaking A'Level Physics.
Remember every long-held slight and grievance as your thoughts roam 
   like wolves across the Gestapo-notebook of your memory 
   at three in the morning.
Live today like it’s your last, complete with funicular tie, and standing on 
   a soon-to-be-unbalanced wobbly chair.
Oh, yes, and don’t forget… dance like an Englishman.

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