Intelligence Quotients

Low Haiku

He asked me what my

haiku  was. ‘A poem,’ I

said, ’but it’s not mine.’

Slightly Above Average Haiku

I asked him what his

haiku was about. ‘About

a hundred and ten.’

High Haiku

‘I say Haiku and

you say I.Q. ‘ Etc., etc. ‘Let’s

call the whole thing off.’